It’s time for WONDERFUL ADVENTURE NOW KOREAThe Coffee Prince redemption edition!For those of you that are new to EatyourkimchiYou may not know this but we haveAn epic failure rayEvery time we try to go to the Coffee Prince HouseOne year ago we tried to go To the one on the mountain andWe wound out getting lost In the middle of the forest on Halloweenand we almost DIED. I want to go to the right,I want to walk away from the howling dogsMe tooI just want to see my mom again. And before that we tried to go toThe one in Hongdae which is likeRight at the street from us ”What could possibly go wrong?”Batteries died last week andWe couldn’t finish our WANKDon’t bother coming to this Coffee Shop,They won’t let you take photos andThey won’t let you make a video. This time we’re going to get this thing right. KIA’s nice enough to let us borrow a car,We’re gonna type in the navigation systemWhere we are going, It’s gonna tell us turn by turn exactly Where to go and how to get there. So we cannot fail this time,We’re determined to go. Are you ready Simon?SUCCESSNANANANANANAOkay so thing’s seems to haveGotten off to a bad start alreadySeems like we’re already doomed because,We parked the car somewhere and We don’t know where the car actually isI think we’re just on the wrong level. Maybe it’s on B4. . or B1A4. B1A4 do you have our car?I THINK WE SHOULD JUST ABORT THE MISSIONEVERYTHING’S GOING TERRIBLY WRONG!GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF SOLDIER!Found it Simon!We got it!Whew. . I mean. . . everything was fine from the gecko. Buam-Dong 97-5Crank some sick tunes!Is your phone connected?HAHAHAHAHAHA!Seriously?OH!BADUMBAUBADUMBAUBADUMBAUBADUMBAUBABABABABABABABAAPAPPARATPAPAPAPAPAPau Pau*awesome music*We’re going right. . Were are I’m going right?Just keep on going straight I’ll tell you when to turn right. HERE? OhOH GODWe said left here, not U-turn here. Oh my god SimonYeah, this is it, turn right here. This is like a 70° angleOh my godWe’re going upSo looks like we turned the wrong way. Are you serious?I’m serious. Ducky, there’s all these kitties in the bushesWhat if they’re wild kittiesand they’re trying to eat us?Hello kittiesGoing straight still?Straight, keep on going straight. Straight where?Oh shit. We should have turned left. SIMONSo where am I turning right?Am I turning right here?I don’t know, I legitimately don’t know. I think we should go left, I think we should go left. OOOH Straight again. . OH MY GOD This is the exact street we walked downThere is a sign from the god that says: Stay the hell away from Coffee ShopThis is two! Alright two times That we’ve been scolded by destiny. No. Oh yeah we’ve definitely been here before. How am I supposed to do this?Is that around the corner?THAT’S AROUND THE CORNER!We have arrived at the destinationGuys, We’re almost there,We are seriously almost there. We finally made it. That’s right. They have a tiny sign out nowIt’s such an old drama, no one caresI CARE OKAY!?It’s just as I remember it First time I came here, five years ago. We’re gonna drink everything that they haveYeah. This adventure has finally paid off!It’s gonna be more beautiful once we go insideee~It’s basically a house that was scoutedFor the actual filming and now it’s a coffee shop. So when you’re at the place, don’t be fooledThere’s actually a second floor where we are right now. There’s a floor above us as well. You’re more excited than I amI didn’t watch the whole dramaBut you might remember it fromThat scene in the drama when that guyHe’s name is who’s name I can’t remember‘Cause I’m really bad with namesWas playing that piano and he wasPlaying that song andHe called her to listen to that songRemember the song, Simon?nanananaYou can’t sing with me, you sound terrible. You should sit on the horsesAnd pretend that you have super fun!I’m doing it!If you watch the drama this is whereThey put on the face masks togetherThat couple that was originally togetherWho’s name I also can’t rememberBut it was that other guy who was like:And they did that hereAnd this is the famous chickensBeware Onew!Lemon cheejeu Look’s like we’re having cake for lunch!CAKE CAKE CAKE!We finally made it!Look at this gorgeous view behind us!Of this gigantic mountain!So I feel like for WANKS we usually have challengesWe just overcome the challengeand we beat the curse. That’s the challenge!We’ve succeeded! No more challenges for today. My challenge is, how many pieces of cake can I eat?Okay, Martina’s gonna step in hereSimon’s like ”. . . 92. . . ~”You gotta find the seat the closestTo the spot you want becauseMore than likely you’re not gonna come hereand find the perfect spotAnd then you just keep your eyes peeledand as soon as somebody moves, You run up there and you just slowlyenter table by table until you get toThe spot that you want. So I’m waiting for these two girls behind us. No! We’re in a good spot right now. You know why? Because tough tryingto say that ”Oh my god, is that all of Super Junior downstairs?”Go awayListen, this is the perfect spot Because no one else can see the viewBehind us otherwise right?Are you scooping them over the mountain?I’m trying to like, fling them out. It’s not working. RUDESo as you can see, we moved locations yet again. This is our third seat and I think weGot the keeper here today. Yeah, we got the direct seatFor like the perfect viewThere’s one more that’s a bit higher than usBut it’s not really worth itWe’re kind of eyeballing it upwards,We’re just being greedy but that’s The one we want, up thereWe want those seats at the top there. What’s really funny about this is thatWe can also se other people doing the same thing. With the battlefield manoeuvre. And the people sitting behind usThey were actually sitting All the other side of the window. Why are we whispering?But now they’re sitting hereI saw them run for the table alsoIt’s seriously really peaceful and They’re eyeballing our seat but we’re not moving We’re here ‘til the sun setsOkay sun, make a faster set. Come on hurry upHurry up! We’re waiting for youHurry up we’re getting coldMy balls are like:ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHTSwitch information!I’m gonna get a hot choco, And you’re not invitedGet a cake for me too. So I just discovered this map on the wallWhich apparently depicts exactly How we got lost last time. This is the 7022, 1020 or the 7212 busWhich we tookSo Simon and I are like:”Bumbumbumbum My car’s name is Raff”So we got off at the bus stop,And we turned up here,And we stopped for at the coffees shopTo get coffee, remember mountain coffee?This is mountain coffeeIt was uh, found on the sideKorean mountains provide coffeeAnd then we walked all the way up hereNone of this is familiar at allUp hereI don’t know what I’m doingWe went all the way up hereYou are never ever planning a WANK again. And then we came to hereAnd we decided that we shouldn’t Go any further, and then we cameInto the woods. That’s our theory, we’re gonnaLike shortcut through this placeThen we got all the way lost in hereSomewhere in like circlesAnd there’s the coffee shop right hereWe were really closeWe were like That’s the bridge we were just onBut we still have no idea where we’re goingAnd then we somehow came up hereAnd we ended up over here In the other area, We were so closeSO CLOSEIf we had just gone aroundWe would’ve made it all the way back thereHot chocolates We’re in the hover stage We’re quivering sadly in an attempt To try to stay warmSave me hot chocoNext time I’m gonna smuggleMy own marshmallows, so that I canHave like marshmallows prepared for myselfBecause there’s a lack of marshmallows in this world. Of all the issues that we have in this worldLack of housing, lack of proper, minimum wagesAre you making fun of me?The real problem that we have isa shortness of marshmallows epidemicI think we need to hurry up and drink this And drive back, because if the sun setsAnd it gets dark and we gotta drive backYou’re dead. HUH With the big scary hell of doomSo that’s it for this week’sWonderful Adventure Now KoreaIt was so wonderfulIt finally worked out!We broke the coffee prince curse. I’m gonna take the correct street this timeNot like the evil street of doomIt’s a really beautiful view we highlyRecommend it, especially if you’ve seen the dramaIt’s just a really nice placeAnd if you haven’t seen the dramaJust come anyways, because it’s justgorgeous, really gorgeous. I haven’t actually seen the whole drama,But I still think it’s lovely. It’s over!Simon’s getting cupcakesHappiness cupcakes, last time weGot them because you were sadNow now we’re getting them ‘cause we’re happyCELEBRATORY CUPCAKES!Oh, he’s got the bum-dancing going on!What did they have?They had a berry one, a love me oneand a raspberry choco. FOR ME!HEYNot for you, you’re drivingEYES ON THE ROAD HANDS ON THE WEEL MISSY
Sourch:http://iam4you-kh.blogspot.com/search/label/CAFEES
Sourch:http://iam4you-kh.blogspot.com/search/label/CAFEES
0 comments:
Post a Comment